lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Star Shards Collected: 168
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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