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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6444 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
