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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5365 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8860 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
