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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9475 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
