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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7262 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
