Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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