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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5077 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1752 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 486 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed their own boy band (they call themselves The Villager Vibe).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to hug (or crush, it’s hard to tell with those blocky arms).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hugged by the Blocktopus, then you might regret it a little).