Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1160 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8190
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 9638
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 567200
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 4825

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Star Shards Collected: 111
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 170 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 111 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 893501 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Zombie Dances: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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