This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 179 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Discord Community | Strong and active |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5190 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 137 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
