Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	9686

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2105	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	1424
Animals Bred:	64	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	5880	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1168
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Dragon Eggs Found:	6075
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

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Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	7856	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.