Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	218	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What is the IP for Lachlan Minecraft Server?

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Lachlan is a talented and versatile individual known for his passion for creativity and ambition in various pursuits. With a background in art and design, Lachlan has cultivated a unique perspective and style that sets him apart in his field. His work reflects his dedication to showcasing the beauty in simplicity and his ability to bring ideas to life through his artistry. Lachlan is constantly expanding his skills and exploring new opportunities to challenge himself creatively and professionally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

💫Honami MC Write /free and get a free donation! Minecraft server

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Honami MC is a server where you can relax comfortably with friends, have a rest in your free time, playing on our server. Our server tries to make a good community, where players can play calmly!

[ Версия сервера 1.8x – 1.20x ] To enter the server, add our server to your server list.

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru, come in!

Our server has a free donation, with which you can get more and more opportunities and privileges for your game on the server.

Enter the command /free and get a free donation!

Our server is new, so we made discounts for every player on ANY donation 70%!

Want to find friends on the server? Our social networks:

VK: https://vk.com/honami_mc

TG: https://t.me/honami_mc

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6838	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Semi-Anarchy- Where chaos meets land-claiming and silk-spawning at the 30m world border in Miscria!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Anarchy with land claiming	Players can claim land but can still attack others in the wild
Unmoderated chat	Chat is not moderated as long as players stay within the law
Additional plugins	Includes Terralith, silk spawners, and convenience commands

Hope to see some people joining!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP is 15.204.145.249:25565

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: Yes, players can attack each other in the wild but can also claim land for protection

Q: Are there any rules for chat?

A: Chat is unmoderated as long as players follow the server rules

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Emeralds Found:	5906	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	376110
Dragon Eggs Found:	6588	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyGossipGuardian

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Redstone Diplomacy

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Data Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

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Welcome to TerraCraft!

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Key Features

Server open 24/7
One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
Mods like litematica allowed for builds

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
No derogatory terms in chat
Contact owners for concerns
Legitimate afk accounts only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with any Minecraft version?	Yes, you can join with any version.
Do you plan on wiping the server?	No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WindowPeekWars

BLINDS, Boundaries, changing area, changing habits, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, home, House, house rules, neighbor complaint, neighbor dispute, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, Respect, Self-expression, VISIBILITY, WINDOW, WindowPeekWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PoopBaggersMC SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3448
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SufferCraft: Build Character!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.