come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Ores Mined: 9849 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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