come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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