come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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