come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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