come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 8201 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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