BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crops Grown:	7114
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	361	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	141	Emeralds Found:	5608
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	4330	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	80353
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5361
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	8327

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Crops Grown:	1960
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	302
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	9424	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Farms Harvested:	864	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Farms Harvested:	474
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	111

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crops Grown:	8354	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!