Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Buildings Constructed: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY