Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Crops Grown: 9207 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY