Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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