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PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4405	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchantments Applied:	232	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	116581

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6664
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2804	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	87

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	4772	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6