BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Dragon Eggs Found:	2476	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

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Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Maybe today is the day you’ll discover the true meaning of LOLs and blocky madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs

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Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ThunderCraft: Where lightning strikes and diamonds sparkle! LOL

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Are you tired of boring, storm-free nights in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, every night is a wild thunderstorm extravaganza! Get ready to snuggle up in your virtual bed and enjoy the soothing sound of rain and thunder while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. Build a farm and start breeding these magical creatures to create your own army of flying bacon warriors.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep underground that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where the ground is made of cheddar and the trees are made of gouda?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds during a thunderstorm with flying pigs and cheese dimensions?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8188	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course). But beware, the llama is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Head over to our exclusive disco party island, where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton, he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not enter our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players must construct the wackiest, most outrageous structures in a race against time. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Leprechaun Land: Where Irish are OP and creepers are subhu-

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the Irish are actually subhuman and you can apologize for it! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server lag). Build a castle made entirely of potatoes, ride pigs into battle against zombie leprechauns, and participate in our weekly “Pot o’ Gold” treasure hunts where the prize is a lifetime supply of lucky charms. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most scenepilled nodemaxxing edition you’ll ever find! Join us for Demo Days where you can showcase your wildest creations and compete for the title of Minecraft Master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers – can you outsmart them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Diamonds & Drama: Where Creepers Explode and Players Troll, but Love Conquers All!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner villain and take out your frustrations on virtual characters? Look no further! Join our server where you can let out all your pent-up rage against women and trannies in a safe and pixelated environment. Build a fortress to keep them out, create traps to catch them, or just go on a virtual rampage – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let’s rid the world of these “pointless beings” together. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is intended (we promise). See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	875097	Farms Harvested:	902
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Manga Madness: Where Creepers Cosplay as Naruto Characters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to dive into a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Look no further than our server, where we have recreated the entire world of manga in Minecraft form!

Join us for epic battles against giant robots, intense ninja training sessions, and even the occasional magical girl transformation sequence. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are cosplaying as your favorite anime characters!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Weebness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to speak fluent Japanese and summon a giant kaiju to do their bidding. Will you be the one to claim this powerful artifact and become the ultimate otaku warrior?

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of manga in a whole new way. Who needs reality when you can have catgirls and mechs at your fingertips? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Blunders: The Quest for the Unsaved Damsel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to save the princess is by building the most epic castle known to man! But beware, the evil creepers are out to sabotage your construction efforts with their explosive antics. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the ultimate castle builder, or will you be forever haunted by the princess’s haunting question, “Why didn’t you save her?” Join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Español: Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and learn Spanish from watching Narcos, and Japanese from watching Shogun (and maybe a few JAVs, if you’re feeling adventurous). Who needs Rosetta Stone when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100 in both languages, a secret portal to a world where llamas speak French opens up. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy language-learning Minecraft server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CocoCraft: Where childhood dreams come to life in blocks!

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Remember the good old days when you used to idolize Coco the chicken in Minecraft? Well, now it’s time to leave that behind and join our server where we antagonize Kson the cow! Why settle for boring old chickens when you can stir up some drama with a rebellious cow?

Join us for epic battles between Coco and Kson, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Build your own farm and choose your side – Team Coco or Team Kson. Will you be a peacemaker or a troublemaker?

But beware, Kson is not your average cow. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his sword skills and is ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him. Can you handle the heat?

So say goodbye to your childhood idol and hello to your new nemesis. Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	135
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crops Grown:	4023	Dragon Eggs Found:	3865
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!