Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
Zombie Dances: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Zombie Dances: 6 Magic Items Found: 3610
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1088 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

    BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

    With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9600
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoGuestRoom4U

    NoGuestRoom4U
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

    We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

    So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateQs_MinecraftSMP

    HateQs_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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