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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3174 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!