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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9923 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!