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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5374 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 7171 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2280 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
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