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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8470 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!