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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6341 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!