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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2406 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!