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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4279 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 768422 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
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