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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2450 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!