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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4362 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4181 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4137 |
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