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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!