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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 734 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
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