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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2656 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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