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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2786 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
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