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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2256 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4564 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
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