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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8110 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 256 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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