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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3293 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6933 |
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