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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5910 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Emeralds Found: | 3534 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3574 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
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