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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 760 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 700389 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
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