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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3088 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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