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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8014 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
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