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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6680 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 106 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
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