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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3682 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 3923 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
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