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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7540 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
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