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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7717 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
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