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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1320 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5846 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
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