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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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