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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 4564 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
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